AnonymousI realy liked that "convince me to watch Hannibal" thing you did. Can you do it with True Detective? I actually haven't watched it and my decision to now rests in your hands (no pressure or anything).
first and foremost
you have to go to the mirror
look yourself right square in the eye and ask yourself: “am i prepared to want to sex up Matthew McConaughey?” — IT SEEMS WEIRD BUT I DON’T WANT YOU TO BE CAUGHT OFF GUARD BY THE MCCONAISSANCE’S BLINDING MAJESTY— and once you have accepted that deep dark part of yourself, just think of all true detective has to offer you!
FUN FRIENDSHIPS BASED ON LOYALTY AND UNDERSTANDING!!!
TENDER ROMANCE TO MAKE YOU SWOON!!
THOUGHT PROVOKING PHILOSOPHY!!!!
HEART POUNDING ACTION!!!
RAW DISPLAYS OF EMOTIONAL HONESTY!!!!
THIS PART WHERE MATTHEW MCONAISSANCE LOOKS LIKE A WALKING PILE OF SEX PARTS BECAUSE I WASN’T FUCKING KIDDING ABOUT THAT I DON’T CARE WHAT YOUR SEXUAL ORIENTATION IS 1995 RUST COHLE TRANSCENDS IT
AND IDK SOME DETECTIVE STUFF EVENTUALLY AT SOME POINT PROBABLY
ALSO YOU WILL HAVE THE JOY OF KNOWING WHO’S GONNA WIN THE ACTOR FOR BEST LEADING ACTOR IN A MINISERIES NEXT YEAR AND YOU CAN WIN REAL MONEY SO I MEAN BONERS, MONETARY REWARD, MORE LIKE WHY SHOULD YOU *NOT* WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE