March 2012
37 posts
February 2012
33 posts
Rejected Jokes: My Oscars and Emmys →
rejectedjokes:
It was three years ago when Dan Harmon (Community), Rob Schrab (The Sarah Silverman Program) and myself (Rejectedjokes.com) wrote Hugh Jackman’s musical opening number for the 81st Annual Academy Awards. We decided that because of the recession, the musical opening number should have no budget. It…
shut up! Did not know that. Awesome!!
“Have you Republicans ever consider the possibility that maybe your candidates...”
– Jon Stewart 9/26/11 (via morganneprice)
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Voldemort rose to power in 1997. He destroyed all...
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HARRY POTTER FANS, YOUR LETTERS ARE STILL OUT THERE. HAVE FAITH!
this explains so much
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THAT IS WHEN I WAS 11.
THE SAME YEAR.
believing it forever
one wild and precious life: You Want a Physicist... →
thereisafish:
You want a physicist to speak at your funeral. You want the physicist to talk to your grieving family about the conservation of energy, so they will understand that your energy has not died. You want the physicist to remind your sobbing mother about the first law of…
“Yep, producers are finally giving Walter’s tireless lab assistant (played by the...”
– Yay! (via jessica-messica)
THIS IS A THING THAT IS HAPPENING ABOUT WHICH I AM EXTREMELY EXCITED BECAUSE ASTRID IS NEVER GIVEN ENOUGH TO DO, RIGHT FROM THE BEGINNING.
(via love-and-radiation)
I REFUSE TO STOP POSTING ABOUT THIS. I just need you all to know that tomorrow night, I am going to be an...